momma's got friends

so... Mom has this friend on facebook. He went to highschool with her. He's also one of those people that posts stuff like....

"HAD A GREAT DAY TODAY!"

"MADE WAFFLES FOR BREAKFAST! TOTAL SUCCESS!!"

and every time mom sees something like that she decides she is going to unfriend him because she doesn't care what happens in his life and what he made for breakfast. BUT THEN... he puts something like this on his wall:

(both of which, mom was glad to share with us) and then she decides to keep him as a friend after all.