when big brah comes, mario becomes fun.

Michael came to foggy london town (literally these days. it has rained all day every day for the past two weeks) and gave me a little something that looks like this:

PURE AWESOMENESS.

OH BRUDDA. I LOBE HIM SO.

get ready to be jealous

Yesterday, I possibly had the BEST. DAY. EVER. my mother, corinne, and devan can both attest to that.

I went to the WB Harry Potter studio tour. I got to see props, costumes, sets, and so so so so so much more. you name it, I saw it. Plus I got to be harry three times and dudley once. Corinne got to be Ron, Harry, Hagrid, and Possibly Yaxley. don't know it? LOOK IT UP.

This is me being Harry and Corinne being Hagrid. I think it was a very accurate picture. 

 Me being Dudley and towering over oh so tiny harry. 

I'm HARRY AGAIN!! except this time I'm at the ministry and Yaxley is there. how unfortunate.

 and finally, I am harry, corinne is wrong, mom is who knows what-- in fact let's pretend she isn't the picture since it isn't as accurate with her there. and we are all screaming our lungs out. 

please. be jealous.

YOU'RE WRONG

today, I found this on google.

and i was upset. This idiot doesn't know what they're talking about. so, naturally i went to the site it was on (which was, of course, on one of those stupid harry potter vs. twilight websites) and found all of these comments:

foopetsrule said:

Harry Potter was written WAY before Twilight, If anything, Stephanie stole J.K.R's 

sisi_st said:

JK Rowling doesn`t need to steal from anybody she has that thing called TALENT  

mrsjb said:

umm.. reality check: HARRY POTTER WAS WRITTEN FIRST!!!!!

jenn17 said:

3rd movie even came out before first twilight book  

dottzie36 said:

It wasn't just sirius' name she stole. she put him on a motorbike and then turned him into a dog.

(in the end, i have to say, i can't really trust mrsjb or foopetsrule, but who cares? they make valid points anyways.)

and then.... i felt better.

oh, Angelina Jolie, how you make me laugh.

If you haven't seen the Oscars, let me introduce you to some information. EVERY SINGLE picture taken of Angelina Jolie at the Oscars looks like this.

or this

or this

or this

let me just make this easier on all of you. Every time she posed, or walked, or did ANYTHING, she would stick her leg out. And I can't help but laugh.

and then when I found this work of art, I couldn't help but write a blog post about it.

oh i appreciate whoever did this.

please excuse me if I have already shared these images once. or twice.

If I have to explain these four pictures to you, you are not a worthy movie watcher.

If I have to explain these princesses to you, don't talk to me. 

If you don't know what this one is...... I completely understand. It took the quote, "I wrote to you every day" for me to get it. And then i felt ashamed that I knew what it was. Because the notebook really isn't in my top movie list. doesn't even make the top 200.

and finally, the incredibles, and the sandlot.

And finally. the classics. 

I highly suggest you go to this link. There are many more on here that might just make your day.

butterflies, hippos, and who knows what else.

My mom recently went back to TEXAS and visited my cousins and aunt and uncle. All of the boys wrote me notes. Unfortunately my mom forgot one of my cousin's note to me at home- really unfortunate cause corinne's looks AWESOME.

I'm not sure what this is supposed to be. but I don't care. It's going up on my bulletin board either way. 

It's a butterfly. Apparently Jameson is really into them right now. 

 This is a picture will drew me. At first I wasn't quite sure what it was, but the note underneath it made it pretty clear. 

it says:  

dear chandler, I couldn't live without you like a hippo couldn't live without a water hole! I hope you have a blast in london. Your the best in the world. I can't wait tell you get back from London. I love you chandler

love,

Will

STAR                                                             STAR                                        STAR

quoted word for word. 

he told corinne he couldn't live without her like a fish without water.

but wait! i forgot!

Life lesson #18: WHEN ON A FLIGHT, PLEASE SHOWER BEFORE AND MAYBE PUT ON DEODORANT. IF NOT, AND YOU SMELL, YOU WILL CAUSE UNFORTUNATE UNEASE TO THOSE AROUND YOU.

quite the whirlwind of emotions.

please. everyone note this picture i just put up. In case you didn't know it is a pigeon and this stinky bird will be my choice of conversation for the next few paragraphs. If you're wondering, or even if you aren't, pigeons go to the bathroom whenever and WHEREVER they please. On the ground, on light posts, on your head, they especially love to go on your car, and even on occasion your hands.

Since I've last posted, I have been visited by my sister, her husband, AND her baby, have gone to Belgium, Spain, Greece, THE HUNGER GAMES (please notice the caps lock is on) and yet, this small fact seems to be the most important piece of information out of all that i have been through in the last couple of months.

Now, i bet you're wondering, "WHY ON EARTH WOULD CHANDLER PUT THAT ON HER BLOG? IT IS SO RANDOM!!" well, it isn't random.

While we were in Greece, A bird was happily standing on a light post, ignoring my family. And we were all VERY happy ignoring the bird when all of the sudden, he decided to go to the bathroom. No warning. and he went all over corinne's hands. and there was far too much of it for comfort. Not to mention it splattered all over my jacket and dad's pants. and corinne of course. She continued to make every one smell her hands to check that they didn't smell like bird poo after she wiped them off.

And even though, it wasn't my hands that got most of it, it has scarred me forever. I will NEVER hold a bird again as long as i live. I will never look at a bird with a loving gaze. (i actually have never done that before but don't worry. it DEFINITELY won't happen now.) I will never pass one without stomping near it to make sure it flies away like a little 5 year old boy. Thank you, pigeons, for making me hate you more than I did before.

There were also a TON of stray cats hanging around. Sometimes i couldn't repress the urge to  hiss at them when they got near me. or when they weren't near me. it didn't matter.

THEN.........


I went to belgium.
I went to Spain.
I enjoyed the baby.
I enjoyed Ashlie's company.
I enjoyed David's company.
David left.
I wept.
Ashlie left.
I wept.
that may or may not be in the right order. But i think David left and I wept before we went to spain. and I may or may not put pictures up. It takes a lot of time, you see.

THENTHEHUNGERGAMESCAMEOUTANDIWASHAPPY. no more weeping.

I LOVED IT.

If you didn't love it? don't talk to me.


Then I went to the hunger games AGAIN. it was fantastic! again. then i went to greece. saw some really cool ruins. pictures may or may not be up soon. probably not. i'm having a lazy day. 

mom lost her phone. cried. got mad at the maid who she suspected stole it. 

SHE FOUND HER PHONE! yelled at me in her excited tone of voice up the stairs. 

i then felt really strongly about saying "mom i told you so" but didn't because I never actually told her so. I just thought it.  

And that is a recap of all that has happened to me in an odd order. thanks for enjoying. or thinking oh my goodness chandler you're crazy. 

But wait! 

there's more. THANKS TO ALEXA 

WHO GAVE ME AN EXCUSE TO DRESS UP IN MY

PINK SNUGGY AND TAKE A PICTURE OF MYSELF FOR HER BIRTHDAY.

 

DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS

Yesterday, I had a discussion with a friend who is from San Francisco about whether California or Texas is better. I obviously said Texas. No need to fear.

Then she asked me if I had watched the superbowl. I have a stinky tv so i told her that no, I wasn't able to watch the superbowl. When I asked who won, because i didn't know, she proceeded to yell in my face, "SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS!!!!!" she was really embarrassed when I told her that they don't play football.

But the best part of my week, is when they played an arrangement of deep in the heart of texas on the piano in my ballet class. BEST CLASS EVER.

yes- everyone is correct. (which really means the two people who read this blog sometimes a.k.a. corinne and ashlie my two dedicated sisters) i HAVE posted twice already today. But it is late and i'm not tired and i have lots of time on my hands. which is why in my journal i have

THIS!

yes- they ARE pictures of baby. which is why I will be the annoying fantastic aunt.

I also found this photo on somuchpun.com