Wednesday, September 14, 2011

oh, Robert Pattinson, you are not the best of dancers


The other day I saw an old lady in my ballet class who looked like this:


And then today I saw a guy in my jazz class who looked like this:


Except for the fact that he didn't sparkle. And he had acne. But the whole teeth and face thing was very much the same. Corinne doesn't agree that they look anything alike, but I do.

And yesterday we saw a girl on the tube who had her cat with her. And it was the most disgusting cat I have ever seen. It was gross. When I told Mom this, she laughed and said that she thought the owner kind of looked like her cat. I guess that tells you what mom thinks of the lady. 

Today while Corinne and I were on our way home from the tube station, we made up really bad, really funny rhymes, or songs all the way home. We decided we would be rhyming masters by the time we got back to Texas. 

Tonight, Corinne made a really lame and really cheesy joke comparing her to our dog, Sugar, and me to a cicada. I did not think it was funny. at all.


1 comment:

  1. Take a picture of Robert's adolescent counterpart who can't dance and then we can all vote on whether or not they look the same. Thanks.

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